Pudgy answers your questions and gives thoughtful advice! And tea parties are had too.
Pudgy isn’t sure he understands the issue here. Girls have cooties and they carry purses. Who knows what they could be hiding in those things?!
Pudgy recommends you settle down and find a nice cake. Pudgy found a beautiful cake and proposed to it recently. The relationship did not last long, but it was way better than getting cooties.
First you have to smell nice. Bring the recruiter some flowers and wear your finest monocle so he knows you’re serious about starting a relationship. Every good relationship begins with flowers. Pudgy grows his own flowers and gives them to all the bosses. So far, Pudgy still doesn’t have a job…
…but trust me! Flowers!
Also it’s best not to try to kiss the recruiter on the first interview. Walk him to his office door and offer a firm handshake instead.